Written by Vivek,

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Distance	Duration*	Elevation	Level of Difficulty
18-20 km	6 hours	5 - 425 metres

This week the elders convened and after much discussion over a few hundred beers it has been decided that from a mere hiking group we shall rise up and become a cult. To attain cult status we must have a name and so after much deliberation the word has been chosen: Tramperism

To join our cult, ordinary humans must follow the ten commandments laid down as below:

1. Thou shall love thy neighbour's wife from Monday to Thursday

2. Thou shall pay obeisance to the goddesses in Wanchai on Friday

3. Thou shall drink copious amounts of coffee to see the light on Saturday

4. Thou shall convene at 10.50 am Central Ferry Pier for Mui Wo on Sunday

5. Thou shall walk on the one True Path to Enlightenment for 20 kilometres

6. Thou shall not carry any map or instrument to show the direction

7. Thou shall carry a four course meal for lunch & atleast three litres water

8. Thou shall carry Collagen Candy for distribution amongst other followers

9. Thou shall consume platters of Turkish food to make up for lost calories

10. Thou shall call 8209 0517 for confessions

Disclaimer:- People join this walk at their own risks.  I shall not be held responsible in any way for any injury or death incurred or any loss or damage to personal property caused due to whatever causes including, but not limited to, negligence, neglect, errors of judgment and inadequate orientation skills on my part.  The fact that you show up at the time and place on the day to join the walk is an implication that you have agreed to and accepted unconditionally this disclaimer.

Last update: 18-02-2009 14:14